Irrelevant firsts.

First album owned: Queen - The Game

First cassette tape owned: The Beastie Boys - Licensed to Ill

First CD owned: The Fabulous Thunderbirds - Tuff Enuff

First Music Download: Fishbone - Shakey Ground

Real life comments.

I may have done this before, so forgive.

These are actual quotes from real life:

"That's how I like 'em, fertile and dumb"

"Mr. W, you shoulda been wearin' rubbers."

"I'm just going out to get a pack of smokes."

"I've never known him to be deceased."

"He's a testy little fellow."

"Are you gay, man?"

"It's ridiculous to complain now you made a choice."

"Don't F**k with me!"

"He who does not respond to the tiller shall respond to the rock."

"I've gotta live with myself."